Hey, I'm just wondering what other people name there smoking instruments?

I have a bong I named Medusa because it kinda looks like Medusa hair.
I have a pipe that has a clear chamber that you can watch the smoke flow through, I call it Yaba Zaba.
I have another pipe that has two bowls and a carb, it shoots the smoke down into your lungs. We call it cock and balls.
We have a bubbler that looks like the Jungle, we call it Jungle.
and finally we have a little purple pipe. called Little purp. we also call it purp because we only smoke Grand daddy purp out of it!